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Android Vageta
04-02-2005, 08:54 AM
Counter Strike Source for HL2 is recieving a big time update...and so far everything I've read on it seems to be cheap and overall crappy:

Friday, April 1 2005

An update is available for Counter-Strike: Source. The update will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. This update addresses requests for more realism in Counter-Strike: Source. The changes are as follows:


Features/Additions
Doubled player speed when jumping. The effect to cumulative, so the more you jump, the faster you go.
Cut price of AWP by 50%.
Added akimbo Riot Shield to buy menu.
Removed de_dust from mapcycle.
Realism Enhancements:

Knives:
Between rounds, it is suggested that you unsheath the weapon and repeatedly press the attack key to air it out as the leather now collects moisture and creates pits on the blade, making it less effective in the next round.

Shotguns:
1. Firing the shotgun without ammo loaded will now cause it to jam.
2. When the shotgun jams, press F2 to fill out form DA-1823-00/A12-H8.
3. You should then hear a scribbling sound. When it stops, press F3 to send the request to LIDM.
4. Failure to do paperwork before pressing F3 will result in the immediate return of the unrepaired shotgun.
5. The repairs can take 1-2 rounds for completion. During that time, you cannot purchase a replacement firearm and may only use your sidearm or knife.

Player Models:
Several models now feature eyewear. This is a completely cosmetic enhancement with the following exceptions:

Part EP-7829-292-2 must be purchased and worn correctly at all times in order to see during the round.

In between rounds, you may purchase and use part EC-2231-833-H34 to clean your EP-7829-292-2. Note: that this does not clean the eyewear itself!

To clean the eyewear, you need to purchase and use the designated cleaner, EC-2231-233-H34, EC-2231-523-H34, or EC-2231-239-H34a respectively depending on your model's eyewear. You can determine the part # of the correct cleaner by asking someone.

Machine and submachine guns:

At least once every five rounds, press F1 to inspect the weapon:
A musical cue indicates that the inspection has started. Now press F1 again repeatedly to clean and lubricate the weapon.

Your Preventative Maintenance Status (either "cleaning" or "lubricating") is determined by the speed with which you press the F1 key and will be displayed above your head.

To accurately simulate real life maintenance mistakes, pressing F1 too quickly will lubricate either the bolt face or the trunnion block. Pressing F1 too slowly sprays lubricant directly into the buffer tube. All mistakes render the gun inoperable, though this may not become immediately apparent.

Experiment with keypress timing to avoid (and discover!) other common maintenance errors.

In order to balance the improved stopping power of a well-maintained weapon, the reloading process has been made much less reliable.

When reloading, you should listen for two or three distinct clicks over a period of several seconds.

If you hear one click or no clicks or more than two clicks, you've bent the link ejector chute and the gun will most likely explode on the next attempt to fire it, though it may not.



If anyone here plays CSS, you know how troublesome the AWP's are, now theyll be half price...which means every n00b and their mom will be able to afford this gun, which will totally ruin game play. The jumping aspect is also crap as it greatly reduces the realism of the game...last time I checked when I jump my speed doesnt increase 2 times.

I mean, I understand Valves wanting to increase the fun of CSS, but updates like this turn the game from an already slightly frustrating game at times to an over the top fake/realistic game. How frustrating itll be when you have to unjam your shotgun in a battle.



This update to CSS has been officially deemed "Bull$h!t".

flexkill
04-02-2005, 10:02 AM
this is a joke right??? :scratch:

Kev_Dawg
04-02-2005, 10:33 AM
Counter Strike Source for HL2 is recieving a big time update...and so far everything I've read on it seems to be cheap and overall crappy:

Friday, April 1 2005

An update is available for Counter-Strike: Source. The update will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. This update addresses requests for more realism in Counter-Strike: Source. The changes are as follows:


Features/Additions
Doubled player speed when jumping. The effect to cumulative, so the more you jump, the faster you go.
Cut price of AWP by 50%.
Added akimbo Riot Shield to buy menu.
Removed de_dust from mapcycle.
Realism Enhancements:

Knives:
Between rounds, it is suggested that you unsheath the weapon and repeatedly press the attack key to air it out as the leather now collects moisture and creates pits on the blade, making it less effective in the next round.

Shotguns:
1. Firing the shotgun without ammo loaded will now cause it to jam.
2. When the shotgun jams, press F2 to fill out form DA-1823-00/A12-H8.
3. You should then hear a scribbling sound. When it stops, press F3 to send the request to LIDM.
4. Failure to do paperwork before pressing F3 will result in the immediate return of the unrepaired shotgun.
5. The repairs can take 1-2 rounds for completion. During that time, you cannot purchase a replacement firearm and may only use your sidearm or knife.

Player Models:
Several models now feature eyewear. This is a completely cosmetic enhancement with the following exceptions:

Part EP-7829-292-2 must be purchased and worn correctly at all times in order to see during the round.

In between rounds, you may purchase and use part EC-2231-833-H34 to clean your EP-7829-292-2. Note: that this does not clean the eyewear itself!

To clean the eyewear, you need to purchase and use the designated cleaner, EC-2231-233-H34, EC-2231-523-H34, or EC-2231-239-H34a respectively depending on your model's eyewear. You can determine the part # of the correct cleaner by asking someone.

Machine and submachine guns:

At least once every five rounds, press F1 to inspect the weapon:
A musical cue indicates that the inspection has started. Now press F1 again repeatedly to clean and lubricate the weapon.

Your Preventative Maintenance Status (either "cleaning" or "lubricating") is determined by the speed with which you press the F1 key and will be displayed above your head.

To accurately simulate real life maintenance mistakes, pressing F1 too quickly will lubricate either the bolt face or the trunnion block. Pressing F1 too slowly sprays lubricant directly into the buffer tube. All mistakes render the gun inoperable, though this may not become immediately apparent.

Experiment with keypress timing to avoid (and discover!) other common maintenance errors.

In order to balance the improved stopping power of a well-maintained weapon, the reloading process has been made much less reliable.

When reloading, you should listen for two or three distinct clicks over a period of several seconds.

If you hear one click or no clicks or more than two clicks, you've bent the link ejector chute and the gun will most likely explode on the next attempt to fire it, though it may not.



If anyone here plays CSS, you know how troublesome the AWP's are, now theyll be half price...which means every n00b and their mom will be able to afford this gun, which will totally ruin game play. The jumping aspect is also crap as it greatly reduces the realism of the game...last time I checked when I jump my speed doesnt increase 2 times.

I mean, I understand Valves wanting to increase the fun of CSS, but updates like this turn the game from an already slightly frustrating game at times to an over the top fake/realistic game. How frustrating itll be when you have to unjam your shotgun in a battle.



This update to CSS has been officially deemed "Bull$h!t".


Well atleast its real now thats cool

Android Vageta
04-02-2005, 11:54 AM
this is a joke right??? :scratch:

Hey Flex, this is not a joke...its in the news box when you start up Stream.

I can say that right now I'm "steamed" hehe :o :irk:

Hawk
04-02-2005, 12:08 PM
I refused to be Steamed. . . . :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:

Moonwizard
04-02-2005, 12:40 PM
Well, that's a couple of other things why I don't play CS:S. The others are that CS:S is WAY to slow. It also got worse hitboxes then beta5.6 cs had(for those who haven't played it. It means that if you were crouching meant the head hitbox where on the side of you and the netcode isn't to good. Their you have it. :D

Android Vageta
04-02-2005, 12:45 PM
Yes, hit boxes are wayyyy off in CSS. I once fired at a guy and miss his body about 5 feet and ended up getting a headshot.

joeMan
04-02-2005, 01:39 PM
Maybe your gun was just out of alignment

Moonwizard
04-02-2005, 01:49 PM
Yeah, but it's a newbie game. Anyone can go in and spray and get loads of kills. It makes a seasoned player to go down to newbie lvl just because aiming at the fellow doesn't kill him.

Kev_Dawg
04-02-2005, 02:11 PM
When is the update gunna be able to download??? so far it never downloaded automaticly...

Android Vageta
04-02-2005, 02:23 PM
Well, you know...after reading it...and looking at it all...this has got to be an April fools joke. Valve knows how ****ty the AWP's are...so I doubt highly that theyd cut the price in half. Clean weapons? Weapon jams? This has been deemed from "Bull$h!t" to "April Fools Bull$h!t"..........

flexkill
04-03-2005, 06:47 AM
thats what i thought :thumb:

Killer Munkey
04-03-2005, 11:56 AM
lol, that was a funny read.

Android Vageta
04-03-2005, 11:58 AM
I have to admit though that gun jamming would be cool I think.

Rocket $auce
04-06-2005, 06:03 AM
The date is 4/1 on that update... APRIL FOOLS :na:

PS: AWP = skill weapon that only noobs complain about, and who says valve doesn't like it? They put it in the game didn't they?

Android Vageta
04-06-2005, 08:16 AM
I didnt say Valve didnt like it, I said Valve knows that most of the community doesnt like it.